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BEER & BIKINI
Welcome to Beer & Bikini™... the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions.
Immerse yourself in the laid-back atmosphere as we share stories, discuss travel destinations, and offer our funny and unapologetic takes on life.
So, crack open a refreshing brew, escape to a tropical mindset, and share a few laughs with us, because "Beer & Bikini" is your go-to destination. Tune in and let the good times roll – because life is better with a cold beer in hand on a hot beach, and a sexy bikini.
Cheers to cold beers! ~ J & A
Episodes
88 episodes
Her Desires for Thanksgiving 🦃
It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family...
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Season 2
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Episode 86
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33:14
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Desire Resorts Book & New Tattoo! 🎉 2-YEAR PODCAST-IVERSARY!
We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've sha...
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Season 2
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Episode 85
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35:58
💋 WTF at Breathless Riviera Maya
🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from
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Season 2
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Episode 84
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33:54
Her Boo-ze French Maid Outfit🎃
It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a
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Season 2
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Episode 83
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33:20
Beers, Bikinis & Nipply Shirts 🌴🍻👙
🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you!We...
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Season 2
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Episode 83
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30:26
This One Might Make You Blush🍑
Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉.So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️...
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Season 2
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Episode 82
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27:09
We aren’t talking boobs today… or are we? 👀🍒
She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Ne...
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Season 2
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Episode 81
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27:55
From Camel Toe to Daisy Duke 💋
Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored.The mics are hot, the outfi...
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Season 2
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Episode 80
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26:51
Whiskey & a Shirt Too Hot to Handle 🥃😉
Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight...
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Season 2
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Episode 79
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38:32
🎙️🍬 Sticky, Sweet, and Slightly Inappropriate
This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Ha...
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Season 2
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Episode 78
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37:07
🍒 Tiny Bikinis, Big Stouts
In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House...
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Season 2
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Episode 77
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29:57
🎉75th CELEBRATION of Beers, Bikinis, Big Boobs & Debauchery 🍻👙🔥
🎉Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for be...
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31:11
🔥Let's Chat! Desire Resort Riviera Maya
🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya—and trust us, people are very curious. 😏Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with questions from new IG followers—most of whom have ...
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Season 2
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Episode 75
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43:53
Texas Boobs Y'all💙
Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter from Texas Beer Company—and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual rain...
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Season 2
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Episode 74
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28:21
Fore-Play in Florida 😏
We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known as The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups.🏊♂️ 100+ pools 🍸 Bars & restaurants 🎶 Live music 365 days...
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Season 2
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Episode 73
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26:01
"Just the tip" she said 😜🔥
This one’s got a tangy twist! Thanks to a daring Instagram suggestion, A & J crack open some pickle beer 🥒🍻 —live on the mic. the cracked open a cold "Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer" from
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Season 2
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Episode 72
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25:51
Beer, BBQ, Boobs & Booms!
Light-hearted and proud—because there’s no better time than Memorial Day weekend to raise a glass in support of our amazing U.S. military💪.We’re sipping on Drekker Brewing Company’s 3 Greg Tomlette IPA 🍺 (seriously, what a ...
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Season 2
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Episode 71
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34:43
She Wants to Move Where?
J. is a Texas girl, but if she could escape to one place —it’d be this sun-drenched, non-stop party paradise 🏝️👙. She’s ready to pack all her bikinis and live her best poolside life year-round 🍹🌴 A. is just along for the ride, sipping ...
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Season 2
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Episode 70
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25:42
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Why is it so hard to just be normal these days? In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of obnoxious neighbors—from driveway dominators to the ones who just might have hidden cameras (seriously, what is wrong with pe...
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Season 2
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Episode 69
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26:52
NOT Today Satan!
You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J. We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comebac...
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Season 2
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Episode 68
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16:56
No Donkeys in the Bathtub!
Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler...
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Season 2
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Episode 67
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30:56
Peachy Sips & Playa Secrets 🍑🍻
Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from ...
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Season 2
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Episode 66
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26:52
She likes to sit on what?!!
🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers. After a whirlwind ...
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Episode 65
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40:53
Boudoir Pics & Brewery Sips
It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣Meanwhile, we crack open...
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Season 2
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Episode 64
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32:29
Beer, bikinis & a dirty pirate's wench🏴☠️
A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA, complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dir...
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Season 2
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Episode 63
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32:40