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BEER & BIKINI
Welcome to Beer & Bikini™... the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions, podcast hosted by A. & J.
If you love craft beer, cold beer on a hot beach, tropical travel, sexy bikinis, and real unfiltered conversations — you’re in the right place. This is more than just a beer podcast… it’s a vibe.
Each episode, we crack open craft beer, explore tropical destinations we have visited, and share our honest, funny, sometimes naughty takes on life, relationships, and adventure. Whether it’s local craft beer, beach bars or discovering new spots while traveling — we’re all about living the beer lifestyle.
Expect:
• Craft beer reviews
• Beach and resort travel stories
• Sexy tropical energy
• Funny, bold, unfiltered opinions
So grab your favorite craft beer, pour that cold beer into a frosty glass, slip into a tropical mindset, and hang out with us.
Because life is better with a beer in hand, sunshine on your skin, a bikini by the pool… and zero filters.
Beer. Craft beer. Beaches. Bikinis. Repeat.
Cheers to cold beers 🍻
~ A. & J.
Episodes
111 episodes
#109 Oh Yeah..Bring On The Beaver!🍺
🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge. Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching ...
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#108 🍺⚡The Motor Boatin' Captain
After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a....
#107 Beer, Flights & Mile High Club?
On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while...
#106 Vegas, Beers & Bad Decisions — Part 2 🎰🔥
J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the
#105 Vegas As F*ck Baby!🔥
Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co.—a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to real...
#104 🌶️ He Wants to Put Hot Tamales Where?!
A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head...
#103 Desire, DMs & Digital Mischief 💋🤖
A. is back at it… and this time, he’s unlocked a whole new level of chaos with Grok 🤖 What started as “just messing around” quickly turns into J. being transformed into some very questionable (and wildly hilarious) photos that definitely push t...
#102 😈 Grok After Dark + Delish IPA Taste Test
Have you ever wondered just how naughty Grok AI can get with your photos? 😏 Well… J. is about to find out.In this episode, A spills his secrets on how he’s been playing around with her photos using t...
#101 Arse Over Tit and 69 - What the ?? 🍺
Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams...
🔥Cheers to 100 Episodes of Brews, Bikinis & Boobs!
🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉 We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are—Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏 The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA f<...
#99 Thong bikini, cold beer and a "Twaffle" in Cancun🍑🍻🌴
… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂Well… it kind of is.In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vi...
#98 Desire Riviera Maya - Our Return!! Part 2
We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic
#96🍺 54% Sober? Not on Our Watch
A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallu...
#95 Stilettos, Sweaters & Suspicious Men
At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate deb...
#94 Pink Tacos & Frozen Assets
What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation?We’re not saying.You’ll just have to listen. This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power ...
#93 When Pizza Meets Boobs
Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood. In this episode, they crack open “Peace ...
#92 Pull the Rope, Drop the Beer 🍻
This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all th...
#91 New Year’s Eve with Beer & Bikini🍻
Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂 What An F-in Year!A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny b...
#90 Drunk on Holiday Cheer & 120 Minute IPA
Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" ...
#89 Adults-Only Drunken Waterslides in Mexico
Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night? Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏In this e...
#88 - San Antonio: Tequila, Karaoke & Nips 🎉
This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged
Our Wild Time at the RIU Pool Party 🎉🌴
Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen ...
Her Desires for Thanksgiving 🦃
It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family...
Desire Resorts Book & New Tattoo! 🎉 2-YEAR PODCAST-IVERSARY!
We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've sha...