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BEER & BIKINI
Welcome to Beer & Bikini™... the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions.
Immerse yourself in the laid-back atmosphere as we share stories, discuss travel destinations, and offer our funny and unapologetic takes on life.
So, crack open a refreshing brew, escape to a tropical mindset, and share a few laughs with us, because "Beer & Bikini" is your go-to destination. Tune in and let the good times roll – because life is better with a cold beer in hand on a hot beach, and a sexy bikini.
Cheers to cold beers! ~ J & A
Episodes
70 episodes
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Why is it so hard to just be normal these days? In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of obnoxious neighbors—from driveway dominators to the ones who just might have hidden cameras (seriously, what is wrong with pe...
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26:52
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NOT Today Satan!
You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J. We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comebac...
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16:56
No Donkeys in the Bathtub!
Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler...
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Season 2
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Episode 67
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30:56
Peachy Sips & Playa Secrets 🍑🍻
Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from ...
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Season 2
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Episode 66
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26:52
She likes to sit on what?!!
🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers. After a whirlwind ...
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Episode 65
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40:53
Boudoir Pics & Brewery Sips
It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣Meanwhile, we crack open...
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Season 2
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Episode 64
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32:29
Beer, bikinis & a dirty pirate's wench🏴☠️
A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA, complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dir...
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Season 2
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Episode 63
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32:40
Breeze Blowing Through the Boobies🍺
Join us as we sip a Mystic Mutant IPA 🍺 from Oskar Blues Brewery and compare two irresistible travel vibes: Hawaii’s laid-back charm 🌺 versus Mexico’s sizzling sexiness 🇲🇽. In this episode, he scores a giant digital frame so he can binge on rot...
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Season 2
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Episode 62
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34:51
The Big T & A Reveal!
Finally! The BIG reveal and they get to see all of her boudoir photos, and let’s just say, choosing which ones to order wasn’t easy—kind of like walking into a brewery and wanting to try every beer! 🍺✨ We kicked back with a Catac...
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Season 2
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Episode 61
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36:27
She Spills the Sexy Boudoir Secrets!
She spills the details and spares no secrets! This episode turns up the heat as J. reveals the sultry, unfiltered story of her ultimate fantasy come to life—a steamy, leather-clad boudoir photo shoot featuring whips, bondage, and pure seduction...
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Season 2
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Episode 60
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23:13
Her Boudoir Dreams Come True!💋
A. surprises J. with a gift she’s always dreamed of—no, not the centerfold spread (yet) 😉—but a sultry boudoir photoshoot that's every bit as naughty 🔥📸. Join the duo as J. gushes over leather, straps, and an overdue trip to the naughty store t...
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Season 2
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Episode 59
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27:33
Sizzling Sexy Q & A
Buckle Up Buttercup—it’s a sexy Q & A kinda podcast day! 🍺 As they sip on a refreshing Cigar City Brewing Jai Alai IPA, they dive into the burning sexy questions sent in by loyal podcast listeners...
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Season 2
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Episode 58
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43:29
WTF Happened?! Season 2, Baby!
Grab a beer (or three), because things are about to get fun 🔥 In this wild wrap-up episode, A. &J. are spilling all the tea (aka beers and vodka) as they celebrate an epic 1st season and toast to Season 2!From a boozy be...
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Season 2
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Episode 57
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35:11
New Year, New Naughtiness!
✨🎉 New Year’s Eve—a night for reflection, resolutions, and a touch of playful rebellion. In this special episode, we’re looking back at the highs and lows of the year and getting a little naughty with ideas to spice up the year ahead. 🍾🔥 ...
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Season 1
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Episode 57
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15:17
WTF?! His Brews & Her Fetish
🍺 Ever cracked open a beer and thought, "WTF?!" Join A. and J. as they dive into the unexpected, starting with a surprising twist on A.'s go-to brew, Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Imp...
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Season 1
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Episode 56
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30:53
Red Dresses & Bali Bed Confessions
Fresh off a whirlwind escape to the gorgeous Hilton Playa Del Carmen, A & J spill all the steamy details from their sun-soaked, cocktail-fueled vacation. From J's jaw-dr...
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Season 2
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Episode 55
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47:26
🍺 Cold Brews & Desire Resorts Burning Questions 🔥
🍺 J. turns up the heat on this frosty episode, kicking things off in a 👙 micro bikini while braving the chill and sipping on a tasty brew from Brazos Valley Brewing Company in Brenham, TX. 🌨️📬 Diving into an old question ...
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Season 1
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Episode 54
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38:37
He’s a Breast Man! 🍗🤣
🦃 Join us as we recap our wild and festive Thanksgiving, featuring a tiny 5-liter keg of Shiner Bock Holiday Cheer 🍻, a little naughty whipped cream 🍦, and plenty of laughs 😂.📻 We revisit hilarious moments from recent podcasts tha...
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Season 1
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Episode 53
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32:30
Sexy Secrets of Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Pearl
Our previous two podcasts on Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Rivier...
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Season 1
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Episode 52
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34:13
She Likes Pushing the Limits
Pour yourself a pint and get ready for a wild ride! This week, J. isn’t just sipping Pecan Pie Porter by Clown Shoes Brewing—she’s also slapping around some A.I....
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Season 1
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Episode 51
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26:15
Who got to "feel up" her up this week?
What’s better than flames and an adrenaline rush? Nothing... except maybe J’s dangerously tiny, flame-patterned top peeking over that perfectly paired Evel Knievel Imperial IPA from Destihl Brewery! Whew, is it getting hot in here, or i...
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Season 1
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Episode 50
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28:18
What question got her blushing?
Set sail with us for a playful and unforgettable episode as we dish on our favorite cruise port stops! Including the story of when A. got a little handsy with J. at our top recommended island spot. We’re bringing you beauty, beer, and some naug...
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Season 1
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Episode 49
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36:15
Boo-licious Banter & Manscaping Mischief
Get ready as we dive into some hands-on manscaping discussion (J. insists she’s the right one for the job!), Halloween party antics, and the groping Skeletor. We’ll also spill J's first make out memory, scary movie thrills, and serve up some fu...
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Season 1
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Episode 48
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36:47
Rainy Blues to Brewery Brews
What do you do when you’re stuck in a dreary, rainy city, far from the blazing Texas sun? You find the nearest brewery, dive into some hot sausages, and sip your way through the gloom with tasty beer! 🍺 Join us as we recap our trip to Portland,...
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Season 1
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Episode 47
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41:12
Brews, Banter, and Tequila
This week, we dive into the wild world of Karbach Brewing Co. Rodeo Clown Double IPA, answer fun and quirky questions from our listeners, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Oh, and things get spicy when J shares a little about her love...
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Season 1
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Episode 47
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39:59