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BEER & BIKINI
Welcome to Beer & Bikini™... the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions, podcast hosted by A. & J.
If you love craft beer, cold beer on a hot beach, tropical travel, sexy bikinis, and real unfiltered conversations — you’re in the right place. This is more than just a beer podcast… it’s a vibe.
Each episode, we crack open craft beer, explore tropical destinations we have visited, and share our honest, funny, sometimes naughty takes on life, relationships, and adventure. Whether it’s local craft beer, beach bars or discovering new spots while traveling — we’re all about living the beer lifestyle.
Expect:
• Craft beer reviews
• Beach and resort travel stories
• Sexy tropical energy
• Funny, bold, unfiltered opinions
So grab your favorite craft beer, pour that cold beer into a frosty glass, slip into a tropical mindset, and hang out with us.
Because life is better with a beer in hand, sunshine on your skin, a bikini by the pool… and zero filters.
Beer. Craft beer. Beaches. Bikinis. Repeat.
Cheers to cold beers 🍻
~ A. & J.
Episodes
100 episodes
#98 Desire Riviera Maya - Our Return!! Part 2
We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic
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#96🍺 54% Sober? Not on Our Watch
A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallu...
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Season 3
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Episode 96
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14:12
#95 Stilettos, Sweaters & Suspicious Men
At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate deb...
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Season 3
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Episode 95
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40:03
#94 Pink Tacos & Frozen Assets
What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation?We’re not saying.You’ll just have to listen. This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power ...
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Season 3
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Episode 94
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28:22
#93 When Pizza Meets Boobs
Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood. In this episode, they crack open “Peace ...
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Season 3
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Episode 93
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35:06
#92 Pull the Rope, Drop the Beer 🍻
This episode, A. & J. crack open Clown Shoes “Rainbows Are Real” Hazy IPA and dive into one of their favorite topics ever: Belize. They’re answering all th...
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Season 3
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Episode 92
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32:45
#91 New Year’s Eve with Beer & Bikini🍻
Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂 What An F-in Year!A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny b...
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Season 2
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Episode 91
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33:25
#90 Drunk on Holiday Cheer & 120 Minute IPA
Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" ...
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Season 2
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Episode 90
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31:11
#89 Adults-Only Drunken Waterslides in Mexico
Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night? Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏In this e...
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Season 2
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Episode 89
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25:31
#88 - San Antonio: Tequila, Karaoke & Nips 🎉
This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged
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Season 2
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Episode 88
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36:26
Our Wild Time at the RIU Pool Party 🎉🌴
Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen ...
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Season 2
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Episode 87
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28:17
Her Desires for Thanksgiving 🦃
It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family...
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Season 2
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Episode 86
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33:14
Desire Resorts Book & New Tattoo! 🎉 2-YEAR PODCAST-IVERSARY!
We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've sha...
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Season 2
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Episode 85
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35:58
💋 WTF at Breathless Riviera Maya
🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from
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Season 2
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Episode 84
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33:54
Her Boo-ze French Maid Outfit🎃
It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a
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Season 2
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Episode 83
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33:20
Beers, Bikinis & Nipply Shirts 🌴🍻👙
🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you!We...
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Season 2
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Episode 83
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30:26
This One Might Make You Blush🍑
Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉.So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️...
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Season 2
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Episode 82
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27:09
We aren’t talking boobs today… or are we? 👀🍒
She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Ne...
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Season 2
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Episode 81
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27:55
From Camel Toe to Daisy Duke 💋
Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored.The mics are hot, the outfi...
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Season 2
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Episode 80
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26:51
Whiskey & a Shirt Too Hot to Handle 🥃😉
Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight...
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Season 2
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Episode 79
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38:32
🎙️🍬 Sticky, Sweet, and Slightly Inappropriate
This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Ha...
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Season 2
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Episode 78
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37:07
🍒 Tiny Bikinis, Big Stouts
In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House...
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Season 2
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Episode 77
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29:57
🎉75th CELEBRATION of Beers, Bikinis, Big Boobs & Debauchery 🍻👙🔥
🎉Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for be...
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